Top 10 Weirdest (NSFW) Anime Mousepads
Welcome reader! Since you clicked on this link willingly, I’m guessing I don’t have to explain what this article is about. But I’m going to, for the poor souls I got caught off guard.
For over a decade, 3D mousepads shaped like women’s bosoms have been sold world wide. They are standard mousepads with two pieces of silicon inside to resemble boobs. Now, let’s start with...
Now, this isn’t too crazy. I just picked Asuka as an introduction. This is your standard, every day Teenage Girl Anime Boob Mousepad.
This makes me angry, because you can’t even justify it with, “I need a better mousepad for my wrists.” These are tiny, portable mousepads. The fact that they are still in mousepad form makes me angrier. Why? Why not cut to the chase and just make tiny boob key chains?
Alone? Adorable! With the context? How dare you sully Isabella’s good name. She just wants to do a good job and run a town. Sicko.
Here we go. This is Lancer attacking Archer from Fate/Stay Night onto a bed. For those who don’t know, they aren’t a canon couple. They barely speak in the anime. Which makes this a fan fiction depicted in mouse pad form. Some people might find this weird, but if I were to get a 3d anime mousepad, I’d prefer it to have a back story attached to it.
I don’t need to say anything more, do I?
More Fate characters! This one’s Fate Zero Lancer (and his enormous dick). This really stood out to me, because instead of practical hooters, this one just goes above and beyond. I’m not sure how the penis helps support your wrist, but I know that’s not really the highest priority if you’re buying this.
Leouch doesn’t have breasts. He doesn’t. I mean, I haven’t finished the series but I’m guessing this isn’t canon either. We’ve seen in previous entries on this list that you can use a perfectly good ass for a 3D mousepad. Why give him breasts?
If you’re a fan of Leouch with a bust, don’t let me get you down. Take this as more of a question than a criticism.
You might be thinking, “Oh, this made the list because this is clearly a small baby. Why would someone want to rest their arm on the butt of a child?” Well, you’re half right. I hate this anime. I hate it so much and am pissed off that there’s enough of a market for this series, let alone a naked infant themed computer accessory.
When you saw this link, I bet in the corner of your mind you thought, “There will probably be a pony somewhere”. Every time you scrolled down a little, you half expected to see an angry Twilight Sparkle, or even an aroused Derpy. Well, fear not world. I found the Pony mousepad. Rainbow Dash is the favorite.
This only costs $33.33. If this isn’t en route to your mailbox right this second I don’t know what else to show you.
What bizarre mouspad do you have? Let Nerdbot know in the comments! Or maybe don't, actually...