I'm basically a super nerd, designed in a laboratory, made of unused parts of lesser nerds. I have the thyroid of Jek Porkins, infamous X-Wing pilot, the complexion of Freddy Krueger, and the tongue of drive-in critic Joe Bob Briggs. I am basically the real life version of Paddy Tanniger, Caddy Manager. Wanna fight about it?
I have unhealthy obsessions with Star Wars, horror movies, XBOX, Game of Thrones, professional wrestling, Axl Rose, my Ibanez guitar, Daft Punk, U2, and of course, fried chicken, living in the South and all. I traveled to California for Star Wars Celebration, and it's now my goal in life to be out there. Permanent. I may or may not be the short one in that pic.